REGULAR NINJA VS. NINJA WHO ALWAYS CARRIES A COFFEE MAKER (OVERDUBBED WITH COMMENTARY BY PONDEROUS BLOWHARD NINJA)

REGULAR NINJA: YOU ARE SUCH A DRIP.

NINJA WHO ALWAYS CARRIES A COFFEE MAKER: UNGH...

PONDEROUS BLOWHARD NINJA: [AS SUBTITLES] The ninja as a cultural figure reflects the archetype of everyman, made anonymous by the structure of corporate capitalism... hmm... The ninja in a grey flannel suit, if you will. Mister Coffee becomes the mariner's albatr-*ungh*