TRENDS IN FASHION

[CAT AND GIRL STAND SO AS TO OBSCURE THE TITLE AND SOME OF THE DIALOG BEHIND THEM.]

CAT: THEY SAY THAT NINJAS ARE THE NEW PIRATES.

GIRL: I THOUGHT THAT ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS WERE THE NEW PIRATES.

REGULAR NINJA: ...BE SO FICKLE THESE DAYS...

OTHER NINJA: UNDERNEATH MY MASK... I AM A PARROT.