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RECIPE #37: INGREDIENTS: 1 baseball, 1 small cat (shaved), 1/4 cup seasoning salt DIRECTIONS: Cut the leather skin off the baseball. Place the core of the baseball in a blender with cat and salt. Mix coarsely. Fry in a tube until unrecognizable.