[PANEL 1: REGULAR NINJA IS SURFING THE WEB.] REGULAR NINJA: THIS WEBCOMIC HAS A LOT OF GOOD RUNNING GAGS.

[PANEL 2] REGULAR NINJA: MAYBE I SHOULD COPY ONE OF THEM.

[PANEL 3] REGULAR NINJA: IF ANYONE COMPLAINS, IT'S AN "HOMAGE."

[PANEL 4] REGULAR NINJA: MWA HA HA.

[PANEL 5] REGULAR NINJA: WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

[PANEL 6: REGULAR NINJA IS IN A FIRE DEPARTMENT BLANKET BY THE CURB. A FIREMAN NINJA ATTEMPTS TO PUT OUT THE BUILDING BEHIND HIM.]