REGULAR NINJA VS. ALL THE NINJAS FROM WUTHERING HEIGHTS THAT I CAN REMEMBER FROM HAVING PRETENDED TO READ IT IN HIGH SCHOOL

REGULAR NINJA: [TO THE AUTHOR] HAVE YOU WONDERED IN THE FROM AN UPTON SINCLAIR NOVEL?

THE AUTHOR: NO, I AM EMILY.

CATHERINE: OOO... HEATHCLIFF!

HEATHCLIFF: V.